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000010

<juancho> Could someone help me make a script that works in taper monkey?
<mefistofeles> I presume you mean tamper monkey, the extension?
<juancho> yes
<juancho> I had a script that worked on omegle.com, it practically spammed, sent a message and disconnected, immediately when another person connected to the chat, did the same thing, indefinitely
<juancho> Omegle no longer exists, but a new version called ------.app came out, and that script I had no longer works
<lebowski> I don't think you'll get much help after telling people that
< ∙ mefistofeles nods
<zvijezda> that seems somewhat counterproductive for what I assume is a random chat hookup thing
<juancho> And what do I tell them? any lie? I use them to drive traffic to my Instagram, isn't that unethical?
<lebowski> spamming advertisements usually has the opposite effect in my experience
<zvijezda> if you need to spam to drive traffic to your instagram, then you suck at instagram 
<juancho> I think you don't know shit about programming, you just ask questions and judge, you're still talking about "hello word" bye
∙ ⟵ juancho has left the channel (Leaving)
<mefistofeles> lol

000011

<svito> !give alad gf
 ∙ svito takes alad's gf
<alad> svito: you find yourself with +0
<svito> give me +o
<svito> :)
<alad> phrik: op svito
<phrik> alad: Error: I need to be opped to op someone.
<alad> I can't >:(
<svito> rip
<alad> phrik: services op
 ∙ ChanServ sets mode +o phrik
<alad> through this MAGIC INCANTATION
<alad> THOUGH
<alad> phrik: op svito
 ∙ @phrik sets mode +o svito
<@svito> :O I has power
<alad> the SPELL has been CAST
 ∙ svito sets mode -o svito
 ∙ @phrik sets mode +v svito
<+svito> :O I has virus
<alad> : O
 ∙ alad is now known as sivot
 ∙ ChanServ sets mode +o sivot
<+svito> my arch-enemy!
 ∙ @sivot sets mode +oooo svito svito svito svito
<@svito> :O
 ∙ +svito sets mode -o svito
<@sivot> svito: I'm more like your evil twin
<@sivot> WOW
<+svito> >:O
 ∙ @sivot sets mode -vvvv svito svito svito svito
<svito> :O
<@sivot> : O
<svito> :  O
<@sivot> :         O

000012

<circuitbone> First pass of a php business accounts ledger project. Need something to expand my php comprehension. Very crude and rudimentary parts at the moment. Just the moving parts without any user forms. https://-------/image.png
<Blondie101010> circuitbone:  not clear what's your question or why you show a strange report...  it would look better without the log messages at the top
<Blondie101010> either way, no php involved so far in the question...  you may want to consult with front end designer
<circuitbone> I was not requesting help. I merely noted my position in a project.
<Blondie101010> well it is still NOT php related
<circuitbone> I used php for the process
<circuitbone> I was going to follow up later at some stage. Feeling ok today?
<Blondie101010> I am ok
<Blondie101010> Guideline #7) If it's not PHP, we probably aren't the best place to assist you. Try: #sql, #mysql, #postgresql; #httpd, #nginx; #linuxhelp / #linpeople / distro channels (e.g. #ubuntu); #html/#css/##javascript, #web. It *is* OK (within reason) to ask if anyone here would be willing to join another channel to discuss a non-PHP question you need help with.
<circuitbone> Are you scouring all the channels for something to do?
<Blondie101010> no, so far everything you said is OFF TOPIC, please reread G7
<circuitbone> I am developing my php comprehension, is that off topic?
<Blondie101010> no that would be ok but you didn't show it yet
<circuitbone> It's a php project.
<Blondie101010> so far the ONLY thing you showed is a bad web UI
<Blondie101010> no php code or question
<circuitbone> there is no ui yet, its just the fundamental parts.
<Blondie101010> yes
<Blondie101010> I get that
<Blondie101010> if we were on a different channel, I might discuss it more
<Blondie101010> not here!
<circuitbone> I will ask later when I get, stuck. Are you feeling ok? going around in circles here.
<Blondie101010> I am simply trying to get you to understand what a topic means and it's harder than expected
<Blondie101010> but do come back when you have relevant questions
<circuitbone> That was the plan all along.

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<ghost-ferret> KindOne: !!!!
<ghost-ferret> KindOne: what did you dress as this howwweeen 
<KindOne> a nudist
<blobdog> i dressed up as a emacs power user ESC ESC ESC C-x C-w
<clamzilla> scary

000014

<theskillwithin> well since its Halloween, anyone have any scary fucks ups they deployed
<theskillwithin> I used to work at a company where we would parity prod db on our local sometimes.  and one day I discovered I had 50,000 peoples social security numbers on my laptop
<theskillwithin> in plain text

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<pickledegg> If you woke up in the middle of the night, which would you rather find at the foot of your bed: a clown, a doll, a small child, or an old person?
<knolle> doll
<blobdog> old clown
<ssm_> a small clown child holding a doll of an old person

000016

<militantorc> constxd, mac is a scam
<militantorc> too much money for too little hardware
<constxd> ok man have fun tinkering in your little system76 hobby machine.
<militantorc> frankly who exactly wants 'thin' laptops. i feel its a coordinate bs by companies
<militantorc> not an actual user preference
<EdFletcher> yeah, it really is 
<EdFletcher> (user preference) 
<militantorc> if i am paying beyond a certain amount for a tool, i want the tool to be modular, upgradable and repairable
<EdFletcher> if you carry it around all day, you want it to be small. but powerful still. 
<militantorc> i don't pay high amounts for locked toys
<militantorc> i asked many persons if they want sealed or replaceable batteries
<militantorc> all said they want replaceable
<militantorc> yet wheres a smartphone with replaceable battery today
<constxd> it's only a "locked toy" to computer geeks. to serious professionals it's a best-in-class mobile workstation.
<militantorc> constxd, a serious tool should be repairable.
<constxd> it's ok man if your time isn't valuable and u want to spend your weekends shopping on pcpartpicker and taking your laptop apart to do custom mods and upgrades u are absolutely allowed to do that
<constxd> i wish u all the best i hope your RGB backlit keyboard brings u a lot of joy. but personally i am busy doing Chad activities on the weekend like having sex with hot girls. so i will stick to my macbook.

000017

<hays> oof i just tried "Granite" and it was very bad
<hays> like, if granite had dropped before GPT happened I'd be like.... meh
<hays> so bad i wonder if its actually broken?
<hays> i asked it to make a bash script and it gave me a one-liner: #!/bin/bash
<hays> thats it
<GeDaMo> Well, there's probably no bugs in it :P

000018

//!gf was an alias to trigger the bot to greet people with "go fuck yourself"
<veenyx> hello chat
<@alad> !gf
 ∙ ⟵ alad has been kicked by @phrik (alad)
 ∙ ⟶ alad has joined the channel
<alad> you MOTHERFUCKERS
<pulec> lol
<alad> !literal gf
<@phrik> alad: Error: Factoid "gf" not found.
<alad> !help gf
<@phrik> alad: (gf <an alias on #archlinux-offtopic, 0 arguments>) -- Alias for "kickme $*". Locked by gehidore at 2024-10-31 16:21:43.074716
<pulec> !alias gf
 ∙ ⟵ pulec has been kicked by @phrik (pulec)
<alad> this fucking gehidore guy
 ∙ ⟶ pulec has joined the channel
<pulec> well darn
<alad> gehidore--
<pulec> bloody gehidore
<pulec> gehidore--
<pulec> dirty fuck
<alad> dirty bastard
<miro> imagine getting angry over an alias
<astralc> !gfy
<@phrik> Go fuck yourself
<alad> astralc++
<alad> !give NetSysFire gfy
 ∙ ⟵ alad has been kicked by @phrik (alad)
 ∙ ⟶ alad has joined the channel
<NetSysFire> it worked
<alad> idiot
<NetSysFire> no u
<alad> !help gfy
<@phrik> alad: (gfy <an alias on #archlinux-offtopic, 0 arguments>) -- Alias for "kickme $*". Locked by gehidore at 2024-11-03 16:28:10.324471
<zbe> lolz
<alad> gehidore: go fuck yourself
<alad> try to alias that

000019

<pulec> LINUX
<URFACE> LINUX FUCK
<rcf> LINUX FUCKS AND SUCKS
<URFACE> LINUX FUCKS AND SUCKS MY BALLS DRY
<helga> LINUX FUCKS AND SUCKS MY BALLS DRY MY BALLS DRY MY BALLS DRY MY BALLS DRY
<URFACE> !more helga
<helga> URFACE: Error: Sorry, I can't find any mores for helga
<URFACE> !more
<helga> FUCK FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 
FUCK FUCK FUCK   FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 
FUCK FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 
FUCK
<URFACE> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
<pulec> not enough fucks given
<rcf> This channel is a hotbed of degeneracy

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