<systemfault> JS is fine, getting better all the time. (I prefer TS a little more though)
<v9x> TS is an excuse for me to say "look at me I am using TS" as I turn off noImplicitAny
<systemfault> Haha

<haunted-ferret> there was one time back in the day on old school freenode i said i was unhackable
<haunted-ferret> lights started flickering

##programming
<Joanna> Hi everyone
<Joanna> Is anyone awake at this time of day ?
<SupMonster> hyd joanna
<Joanna> Interesting name
<SupMonster> hmm
<SupMonster> I saw these guys making fettucini alfredo right ontop of a giant half-cheeseball, u seen that kinda thing?
<Joanna> I was hoping for programming related chat..

<pifon5> finish features > have meeting > everyone has 'brilliant' idea > add features > have meeting > everyone has 'brilliant' idea > add features > have meeting > everyone has 'brilliant' idea
<pifon5> Start 100 meter race > get to 100 meter> finish line moved
<pifon5> and no one uses the product because its a scope creep frankenstein no one can comprehend
<pifon5> HAHAHAHAH

<pyzozord> i really need like a heavy duty therapist
<pyzozord> i need someone who is better in therapy than i am in programming
<mefistofeles> so, average
<InPhase> pyzozord: Have you tried copying and pasting therapy solutions from therapyoverflow.com?

<BrainDamage> you can milk all mammals, it's just more difficult with males, but you still can
<BrainDamage> given consistent stimulation, all mammals will produce a bit of milk hormones and eventually lactate a bit
<BrainDamage> however, a non CNS-dopamine antagonist would get you to lactate easily without the constant tease
<paulguy> this got really weird
<alad> or really interesting
<BrainDamage> months of continous stimulation
<alad> months
<alad> how do you like
<alad> idk
<alad> I bet some guys taped electrodes on their chest to get the milk flowing

<paulguy> the hell is qdb.sh
<susi> the name tells it all >qdb
<susi> must be quotes database
<paulguy> well yeah, just wondering more about its like, relevance i guess, since it's only the 5th quote
<paulguy> probably not the next bash.org

<blobdog> nice, pulled the dry sock out of the oven just in time
<blobdog> i may have set the temperature a little too high, but i rescued it just as it started combusting
<blobdog> slightly burnt, feels great
<ssm_> blobdog: why are you baking your cum sock 

<Matt-home> I know what im going to make for my first big graphics project, and it's so fucking stupid I love it :)
<InPhase> Matt|home: A virtual world for My Little Pony enthusiasts?
<Matt-home> nah, my own shell and terminal for windows :p i'll have pretty little animated widgets 
<InPhase> Matt|home: I was so close.  

<noord> knots: desire of more realistic porn and gaming experience improved whole tech
<DnzAtWrk> won't get more realistic porn from higher image quality
<Cicciolina> it's backwards. those videos suck balls!
<DnzAtWrk> Actually I am impressed just how good AI has gotten at making porn
<DnzAtWrk> it's almost passably good at this point at emulating art styles
<noord> DnzAtWrk: realistic -> better resolution, it is not about content itself
<DnzAtWrk> I don't think people want more realistic porn
<DnzAtWrk> they want more fetish stuff from hentai and CGI porn
<noord> DnzAtWrk: I don't know people preferences, but working in porn tech must be satisfying
<noord> storage, network, abuse detection, big data etc
<DnzAtWrk> porn techs would make a great TV show
<kattpizza> We are nasty humans. The sex dolls that were supposed to train horny men to practice consent ignored it and raped the dolls anyway. Wonder if AI in the sex dolls can somehow analyze these horny people and red flag them.
<pyzozord> what the fuck did i step into